TENNIS: French Open - week 1

I've been useless about writing about the tennis, although for a while, all I had to type were variations on 'In between the rain, I saw the top players play.' Nadal seemed the wobbliest and I hadn't seen any reason to quibble with Serena Williams when she said that the only woman she was worried about was looking back in the mirror at her. Although I should make the disclaimer that I watched no tennis yesterday.

I may write more after seeing less this week. Oh, but Mark Petchey's negative/positive weapon claim drives me barmy. If it included unreturnables, I might take it more seriously.